Poll: Huckabee would lose to delightful teenage lesbians by double digits in the latest gay/bi/lesbi poll taken last night. He's Jimmy Carter the 2nd, In head-to-head matchups the first to include Huckabee the former Arkansas governor loses to Sen. Hillary Clinton of New York by 10 percentage points (54 percent to 44 percent), to Sen. Barack Obama of Illinois by 15 points (55 percent to 40 percent) and to Adolf Hitler by 21 points. What a schmuck!